Hi!

This site bears all the latest pirated software, Pentagon & NASA secrets, hacking instructions and.....Oops! Wrong site.

This is just a site made up to kill some time 'cos the vacation is just too boring to live through at home and so its much more fun imagining myself in hell. Hell is a wonderful place to be, especially if you're a racing fan, but don't have a license. Other popular activities include skydiving(when you have a bad memory and forget your parachute), Dragon fighting(when you can't bear to watch the bull suffer), swimming in a pool full of sharks(when you can't afford a swimming pool) and playing tennis in hell's central heating furnace(when you aren't good enough to get into any of the big teams that play at the stadium).

Feel free to click on the links above and have a look around while I look for something in the refrigerator to satisfy my tummy that's talking to me right now. What's in there? Of course, my favorite - the legendary Black Forest. It was created by one of my crazy friends practising the dark arts. What? I'm lucky to have a friend who can work with dark arts? Oh, big deal - it runs in my family.....did I mention about the time when my sis turned a cake into a solid rock? Oh, and I once turned a single glass plate into hundreds of little glass plates, each piece being different from the rest.